BREAKING NEWS – He is back
Various witnesses claim that the supernatural being known as Spring Heeled Jack had been seen, this time in Mongolia near the Onon river. At least 20 people have been assaulted by the laughing, ever jumping grotesque man who had been missing for over a decade.
” He slapped me in the face “
The victims only suffered from minor injuries. All of them claimed that the man had a superhuman strength, speed and agility. Muqali U’lanbator, a Mongolian nomad, explained his encounter with the being ” He slapped me in the face, and I was so shocked, I didn’t know what to do, I was paralysed out of surprise and he went behind me, took my pants down violently and then slapped my butt cheek in a very rude manner. I was petrified, totally. “.U’lanbator was visibly shaken by the event and described Spring Heeled Jack in a very detailed manner:” He had a very tight suit. He had white pants and a black coat. He also wore a metal helmet. He kept on laughing like a devil all the time. He came to me so quickly and he went away very fast too. He was jumping all the time and he was jumping very high. No normal human being can do this! He is a devil! I hope Genghis Khan will see him from the skies and strike a lighting bolt at him! “
Another victim, Xiao Long, chinese man, was walking near a hockey pond when he saw a man leaping from the other side of the pond and coming right in front of him. ” He then proceeded to twist my two nipples and slapped me on the face! I have never been humiliated this way in my entire life! What is this foolishness? A Buddhist monk turned into a nipple twisting terrorist!? “
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