Flying monkeys replace Idiotic Bystander’s staff

It is with a great sense of happiness that I can now finally announce that we at the Idiotic Bystander have concluded a peace treaty with our enemies – the flying monkeys, who subsequently became our own staff. Yes indeed, we have decided to fire our previous staff members and we decided to hire the flying monkeys to replace them.

The reason for this is very simple, our previous staff could not fly, while the monkeys could. The possibilities are now infinite for us and our growth as an independent news journal. But do not be afraid, readers, for the news will remain the same!

 

I do hope the delayed news will pay off,

 

                                                                                                                     The Dictator