“IT COULD BE A BIRD HOLDING A FLASHLIGHT”
In a press conference resulting from the latest local UFO sightings, the Army decided to prove once and for all that UFOs are only a series of misunderstood natural phenomenons. Multiple explanations have been given. ” Listen folks, we at the Army, we saw everything. There are no UFOs around here. It’s pure foolishness. We live in reality here. ”. [...] ” It could be a bird holding a flashlight or a flashlight with wings. Or wings holding a flashlight or a flash holding a light for all we know. ” explained the General. ” Our scientists have studied the case and they believe that UFOs could be explained in many ways including: a ball, I mean, a baseball ball you know. Maybe some baseball player was playing at night and since he wanted to know where the ball was heading in the sky well he just used a flashlight in order to spot it in the sky…,. It could be a radioactive hummingbird… or a gigantic firefly. It could also be Santa Claus especially during Christmas time of course. As for the sightings during the day well all that I can say is that it’s probably some… thing… “
ALIEN BEINGS?
When asked about the possibility of alien beings visiting the Earth, the General was very quick in explaining that ” If extra-terrestrial beings would exist and abduct people, I’d be the first to be abducted since I know everything about the intra-terrestrials who live in Earth’s deepest core… So, get real, people. “.
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